Nudists - Tit for Tat

Apparently, Thanet has become a possible location to host a nudist beach.
Now, I don't know what you think of when the word "nudist" appears on a webpage, but for me it conjures images of fat old people who always seem to be playing volleyball. Or fat old people artfully shot so that there's always a flower pot or small hedge in the way of their flaccid old cocks or minge.

Notwithstanding that hideous image, it appears that there is some support for this proposal, interestingly the same day that the Thanet Times screams hysterically about men who hang around in public toilets.

The basis of the support seems to surround a possible tourist boost for the area, and a poorly thought-out defence of the right to free expression. Now call me old fashioned - unless you're a woman, in which case just put the kettle on - but will we have the right to go and laugh at them?

I'd love there to be a vast grandstand facing out on the beach, for those people who are avowedly fond of clothes to exercise their own right to free expression by laughing and pointing at these mental cases who think that letting their genitalia hang out is somehow a normal pursuit. This too would help tourism, and would give the toilet traders a new sense of liberation. Come out of the stalls, boys, there's enough cock for everyone down the beach. We could even give them a chance to sell hot dogs with risque and hilarious names. Anyone for a Sandy Crack? It's a frankfurter wedged in a bun and sprinkled with sea salt. Why don't we have a special beach for people who like buggering crabs while we're at it? Would that infringe on the rights of crabs? Maybe we could designate a bay as a place for people who like having a crap into top hats too.

I sense that many of these people thrive on the attention they gain from their edgy and radical practice of being naked, shocking us narrow minded squares with their liberated sexual organs. Well, personally my reaction is to laugh like a cavalier or fight the urge to vomit.

When oh when is the council going to provide for my right to self-expression?

And has anyone seen my top hat?